I found a lion in my closet the other day! When I asked what it was doing there, it said “Narnia business.”🙂

My brother’s girlfriend asked him to pass her lipstick but he accidentally passed her a glue stick. She’s still not talking to him. 🙂

Today I decided to go and visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents can be really hurtful at times. 🙂

I wondered why there wasn’t a pregnant Barbie doll… but then I realised: Ken came in another box.🙂

A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.🙂

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.